Dotty Miss Penny

God, Please Save Me From Your Followers

January 21, 2010

Let me tell you of a major annoyance in my life lately: PEOPLE SENDING ME CHAIN MAILS  OR TEXT MESSAGES TELLING ME TO PROVE I’M NOT ASHAMED OF LOVING JESUS CHRIST BY FORWARDING AND/OR POSTING THE SAID MESSAGES TO OTHER PEOPLE.
 

Well, boys and girls, whether or not I love Jesus Christ is between me and Jesus.  How I feel or not feel about Him should not matter to you.  As I’ve always said, I’m responsible for my own soul and if it ends up having dinner with Satan on Judgment Day, it should not be anyone’s problem but mine.  Hell, I’m not even sure if I really do have a soul.  Besides, Preach Master J knows how I feel about Him; otherwise I would have serious doubts on His omnipotence.

 
But in the interest of satisfying the nosiness of the faithful, yes, I do love Jesus.  I mean, what’s not to love?  First off, I’d give you the mother of all my reasons: 
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