The Shag List

April 5, 2010

(There’s a reason for this, I swear)

Rule One — Be BORED.

The rules:
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add three of your own at the end.

01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L. Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen

06. Ian Somerhalder
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock

11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth

16. Liam Neeson

17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.

21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker

26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp

31. David Wenham ?
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco

36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend

41. Richard Roxburgh ?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto

46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton

51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman

56. Tim Roth

57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune ?
60. Pierce Brosnan

61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen

66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean

71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham

76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix

81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany ?
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson

86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas

91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen

96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon

101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban?
105. Sean Biggerstaff ?

106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter ?

111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd ?
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?

116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber ?
118. Craig Parker ?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters

121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel

126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia

131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher ?
135. Tré Cool

136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox

141. Alexander Sarsgaard 
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas

146. James Purefoy ?
147. Michael Rosenbaum ?
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner?
150. Patrick Dempsey

151. Ace Young ?
152. Francis Capra ?
153. Ryan Hansen?
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley ?

156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell ?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport

161. Michael J. Fox (‘Back to the Future’ days <3)
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham ?
164. John Barrowman ?
165. John Rzeznik ?

166. Sendhil Ramamurthy ?
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick

171. John Krasinski
172. Michael Trucco?
173. Benjamin McKenzie
174. Adrian Pasdar ?
175. Jeremy Piven

176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne

181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion ?
184. Adam Baldwin?
185. Ed Quinn ?

186. Eric Szmanda ?
187. George Eads ?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane

191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan ?
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh ?
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis ?

196. Justin Chambers ?
197. Michael Muhney ?
198. Matthew Goode ?
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman ?

201.  Christopher Eccleston ?
202. David Tennant ?
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. Rupert Grint

206. Kevin McKidd ?
207. Gaspard Ulliel
208. James McAvoy
209. Anthony Head
210. James Frain ?

211. Ed Speelers ?
212. Penn Badgley
213. James Lafferty ?
214. Bryan Greenberg?
215. Chace Crawford

216. Joe Jonas
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley ?

221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis ?
223. TR Knight
224. Hugh Laurie
225. David Duchovny

226. Damien Rice
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly
229. Matthew Rhys ?
230. Robert Downey Jr.

231. Goran Visnjic ?
232. John Corbett ?
233. Michael Emerson
234. David Hewlett ?
235. Robert Knepper ?

236. Nestor Carbonell
237. Robert Sean Leonard
238. Zach Gilford ?
239. Zachary Levi ?
240. David Sutcliffe ?

241. Christopher Gorham ?
242. Andrew Simpson ?
243. Henry Cavill ?
244. Daniel Vosovic ?
245. John Simm ?

246. Steven Strait
247. Taylor Kitsch
248. Lee Pace ?
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin

251. Keith Olbermann ?
252. Victor Garber
253. Jesse Spencer
254. Paul Gross ?
255. Ty Pennington ?

256. Richard Armitage ?
257. Val Kilmer
258. Matt Dallas ?
259. Callum Keith Rennie ?
260. Jamie Bell

261. Joe Flannigan
262. Douglas Henshall
263. Trent Reznor
264. Jason Mewes ?
265. Matthew Grey Gubler

266. Chris Pine
267. Jimmy Fallon
268. Ed Westwick
269. Alex Pettyfer ?
270. Craig Horner ?

271. Gale Harold ?
272. Eli Roth ?
273. Zachary Quinto  ?
274. Brendon Urie ?
275. Chester Bennington ?

276. Jim Parsons ?
277. Ralph Fiennes
278. Kevin Connolly
279. Javier Bardem
280. B.J. Novak ?

281. Steve Carrell
282. Michael Cera
283. Michael Fassbender
284. Gedeon Burkhard ?
285. Til Schweiger ?

286. Daniel Bruhl ?
287. Neil Patrick Harris
288. Noel Clarke ?
289. Joseph Fiennes ?
290. Paul Rudd ?

291. Ryan Reynolds
292. Malcolm McDowell ?
293. Sidney Crosby ?
294. Michael C. Hall ?
295. Landon Liboiron ?

296. Joseph Gordon Levitt
297. Michael Buble
298. Jason Segel
299. Seth Rogen
300. Zac Efron

301. Jason Momoa ?
302. Alan Tudyk ?
303. Carey Elwes
304. William Shatner
305. Barack Obama

306. CJ Thomason ?
307. Anton Yelchin ?
308. Bradley James ?
309. Gareth David Lloyd ?
310. Callum Blue ?

311. Richard Dean Anderson
312. Michael Shanks ?
313. William Petersen ?
314. Andrew Lee Potts ?
315. Jim Sturgess

316. Chris Colfer
317. Cory Monteith
318. Colin Morgan ?
319. Julian Barrat ?
320. Mitch Hewer ?

321. Nicholas Holt
322. Sharlto Copley ?
323. Gabe Saporta
324. John C. Riley ?
325. Andy Samberg

326. M. Ward ?
327. Steve Burns
328.Will Farrell
329. Thomas Jane
330. Ollie Barbieri ?

331. Marc Warren ?
332. Dick van Dyke ?
333. Stephen Moyer ?
334. Ben Folds
335. Shia Labeouf

336. Usher

 

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• Chris Cornell